you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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