yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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