Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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