why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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