she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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