Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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