I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
