the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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