To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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