Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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