Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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