I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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