btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
