OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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