would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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