How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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