I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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