fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
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so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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