hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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