Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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