check it out our google latitudes are spooning
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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