I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Randomize
