On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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