I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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