i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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