you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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