my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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