if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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