Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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