I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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