My girlfriend figured out who you are.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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