To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
My dick has a subreddit
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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