this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
