This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im holly from the hills drunk
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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