nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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