Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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