He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Randomize
