I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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