like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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