i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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