Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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