Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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