People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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