every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
