Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This is not my ceiling
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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