with your own penis?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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