Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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