oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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