that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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