I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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