i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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