I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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