And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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