We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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