it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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