i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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