You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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